about

[knocks on the door]
hi, it's me, Linden.

  • transmasc butch lesbian (they/he) in my 40's.
  • i live in [readacted East Coast US city, hon] and spent the first 25 years of my life in [redacted Rust Belt city].
  • i love my cat Mister and my degu Deanna dearly.
  • i have one of those Big Scary Personality Disorders but i promise you i am just as human as you are.
  • (okay that's a lie; i'm secretly three possums and a kobold in a trenchcoat.)
  • my diet is mostly lacto-ovo pescatarian (if that matters); basically i don't eat the flesh of animals with lungs. fish and crustaceans are fair game, tho. most of my reasons are because of my opposition to factory farming, but also some of it is that i just... don't like most meat. texture issues and unremarkable flavors. meh.

faves:

  • color: green (duh)
  • dinosaur(s): Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Lambeosaurus, Coelophysis, Kentrosaurus, Latenivenatrix
  • series: Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, LOST, Gargoyles, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Dimension 20 (specifically Unsleeping City, A Court of Fae and Flowers, Burrow's End, Neverafter, Starstruck Oddyssey), Make Some Noise, Game Changer, Our Flag Means Death, Steven Universe, X-Files, Twin Peaks
  • comics: ElfQuest, Age of Reptiles, various and sundry indie artists (i swear i'll compile a list of links to webcomics at some point)
  • books: Watership Down, Lord of the Rings
  • movies: Point Break, Tombstone, The Big Lebowski, Fury Road, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Knives Out, Glass Onion, Grosse Pointe Blank, Lord of the Rings (extended cuts ofc), Hot Fuzz
  • video games: Abzû, Skyrim, Assassins Creed series, Horizon Zero Dawn, Firewatch, Thimbleweed Park, Return of the Obra Dinn